If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’
2023-06-12 05:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
emmahircine posts
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
2023-06-12 04:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostLets make like the pages of this guide book and get under th..
Lets make like the pages of this guide book and get under the covers.
2023-06-12 03:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostEnough of Co-op in game, how about we do some co-op outside?
Enough of Co-op in game, how about we do some co-op outside?
2023-06-12 02:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostYou must be a supernova because you’re the hottest thing in ..
You must be a supernova because you’re the hottest thing in the universe.
2023-06-12 01:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostExcuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the..
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
2023-06-12 00:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostBby I’m feeling really Th0rn¥.
Bby I’m feeling really Th0rn¥.
2023-06-11 23:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostThere’s a rocket ship with your name on it, and it’s heading..
There’s a rocket ship with your name on it, and it’s heading straight for my heart.
2023-06-11 22:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventril..
How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist.
2023-06-11 14:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry,..
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.
2023-06-11 06:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostYou have to be made of Skooma, cause I just got hooked on yo..
You have to be made of Skooma, cause I just got hooked on you.
2023-06-11 05:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a geo? I want you because you are down to earth.
Are you a geo? I want you because you are down to earth.
2023-06-11 04:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostGenerate my orbs, and I’ll unload some elemental burst to bl..
Generate my orbs, and I’ll unload some elemental burst to blow your mind.
2023-06-11 03:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostIt's time we evened up the odds in our favor.
It's time we evened up the odds in our favor.
2023-06-11 02:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostHow did Harry Potter get down the hill? "Walking. JK! Rowlin..
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? "Walking. JK! Rowling”
2023-06-11 01:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
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2023-06-10 23:13:26 +0000 UTC View PostGood night and if you dream of me, remember I like it rough.
Good night and if you dream of me, remember I like it rough.
2023-06-10 22:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostI got the Runes, You got the Stones. Let's do it on the Smit..
I got the Runes, You got the Stones. Let's do it on the Smithing Table.
2023-06-10 18:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostI lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
2023-06-10 14:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Crash! The generators, shoot them down. Looks like Neo's usi..
Crash! The generators, shoot them down. Looks like Neo's using them to make the tornadoes!
2023-06-10 10:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? "A melt..
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? "A meltdown."
2023-06-10 06:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hai..
What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? A glad-he-ate-her.
2023-06-10 05:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostHave you been sitting on a grindstone because your ass is su..
Have you been sitting on a grindstone because your ass is superior.
2023-06-10 04:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostDid you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy.
Did you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy.
2023-06-10 03:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI don't have much underboob, but I do my breast anyway
I don't have much underboob, but I do my breast anyway
2023-06-10 02:31:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhy does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died.
2023-06-10 02:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
