You make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP!
You make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP!
2023-06-10 01:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostYou make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP!
2023-06-10 01:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's long and hard and full of semen? A submarine.
2023-06-09 22:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostJust watched a bunch of crows inspect their deceased mate in the woods. Its a *murder investigation*
2023-06-09 18:35:34 +0000 UTC View Postlet me enter your dreadnaught babe
2023-06-09 18:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostI just want you to be happy. And naked.
2023-06-09 14:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostYou must be a Charmander because you're getting me hot. 🥵
2023-06-09 10:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostFor some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
2023-06-09 06:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
2023-06-09 05:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.
2023-06-09 04:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostHave you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.
2023-06-09 03:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostSo, aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
2023-06-09 02:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI’m gonna give you the Truth.
2023-06-09 00:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
2023-06-08 23:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostDid you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.
2023-06-08 22:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostI feel like an ice wraith. You're making me melt.
2023-06-08 14:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostIs your name itto? Because you’re my one and oni.
2023-06-08 10:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostDo you have a pyro vision? Cause you sure are hot.
2023-06-08 06:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostHow does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
2023-06-08 05:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostDo you have anemo power? Because, girl, your poetry just blew me away.
2023-06-08 04:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostWell done, Coco. This gives us the ideal opportunity to test it. We must hurry.
2023-06-08 03:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a pyro? Because you are smoking hot.
2023-06-08 02:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostBabe, you are the final entry in my Adventurer’s Handbook. And I would like to complete it.
2023-06-08 01:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostIt makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
2023-06-08 00:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostUnlock the Thrills with the Mystery Spin Wheel!
2023-06-07 23:59:14 +0000 UTC View PostBabe, you are my Main Legacy Dungeon.
2023-06-07 23:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostBoy, I am going to search and destroy your strike zone.
2023-06-07 22:00:33 +0000 UTC View Post1 like = 1 squidge of the cheek If it gets to 300 likes I'll send everyone a free nude 😉
2023-06-05 22:03:22 +0000 UTC View PostI don't know if you can see it, but just under that sofa is a walk/run machine thingy that I used twice and fell off it both times. Haven't used it since, but I'm thinking I ought to as I was filming a 15min riding custom earlier and crikey the thigh burn.
2023-06-05 11:17:06 +0000 UTC View PostHave you played any of my games recently? I know I'm biased but I think they're pretty cool and some of the prizes are both sexy and hilarious. Always great value for your wallet too!
2023-06-05 03:03:40 +0000 UTC View Post