When I was a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
2023-07-11 14:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Tattooed slut loves to drain cocks đđŠ @gore_baby #ad
2023-07-11 12:30:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Youâre way hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
2023-07-11 10:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Today, my son asked, âCan I have a bookmark?â I burst into tearsâ11 years old and he still doesnât know my name is Brian.
2023-07-11 06:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
2023-07-11 05:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.
2023-07-11 04:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey baby, are you Omnigul? Cuz I'll spend a long time in your chambers.
2023-07-11 03:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Let's find out if we're compatible. Take my boyfriend test and be spoiled with a delightful surprise đ
2023-07-11 02:35:19 +0000 UTC View Post
You can summon me into your bed any time for PvP or Cooperative action.
2023-07-11 02:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Some may call you junk. Me? I call you treasure.
2023-07-11 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
2023-07-10 23:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I was addicted to the hokey pokeyâŠbut I turned myself around.
2023-07-10 18:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
2023-07-10 14:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!
2023-07-10 10:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Robbing Graverobbers⊠Weâve Hit The Big Time.
2023-07-10 06:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Boy, you have not just invaded my world, you have also invaded my heart.
2023-07-10 05:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you Xiao? Cause you can visit me in my dreams.
2023-07-10 04:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you electro? Because you are so stunning.
2023-07-10 01:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Does anyone else dress for what they think looks coolest vs stats đ
2023-07-10 00:26:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Boy, are you a nobody? âCause Iâve got a heart for you.
2023-07-10 00:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Baby, I'm a Mismagius. I'll make all of your wildest dreams come true.
2023-07-09 23:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.
2023-07-09 22:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
I may not have pointed ears, but everytime you're around I become a wood elf.
2023-07-09 14:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Follow @bellaapaigexo if youâd want her to fuck & suck yađ€Ș #ad
2023-07-09 10:01:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you Resin? Cause I canât get enough of you.
2023-07-09 10:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
2023-07-09 06:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Once you go Khajiit you'd prefer to stay off you feet.
2023-07-09 05:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
