Could you be the Dragonborn? Because I’m sure, I could watch..
Could you be the Dragonborn? Because I’m sure, I could watch you sucking out my dragon’s soul.
2023-08-07 14:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostCould you be the Dragonborn? Because I’m sure, I could watch you sucking out my dragon’s soul.
2023-08-07 14:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI lost 25% of my roof last night...oof.
2023-08-07 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does a lemon say when it answers the phone? Yellow!
2023-08-07 06:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostMom keeps asking why I have so much candy. She doesn't know I always keep a few Twix up my sleeve.
2023-08-07 05:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostYou can consume my Lands Between Rune tonight.
2023-08-07 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you an experiment? Cuz al – be – doing you
2023-08-07 03:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostDid you know Fus Roh Dah? Cause you are blowing me away!
2023-08-07 02:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostMy dream job is to clean mirrors, because I can really see myself doing that.
2023-08-07 01:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostNeed Zhongli? Cause I’ve got a pillar for you!
2023-08-07 00:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
2023-08-06 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostGood night and if you dream of me, remember I like it rough.
2023-08-06 22:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostIf I had a master ball, I’ll definitely use it on you.
2023-08-06 18:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostI only know 25 letters of the alphabet — I just don't know y.
2023-08-06 14:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostEven if you are out of my Summon Range, I still want you to be in my world.
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2023-08-06 08:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostYour pants bother me. Take them off.”
2023-08-06 06:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostAre you from the Hoenn region, because you are the only HO I see
2023-08-06 05:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostYour name must be Andromeda, because we are destined to collide.
2023-08-06 04:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostIf you love dad jokes, but don't have kids, you're a Faux Pa.
2023-08-06 02:18:57 +0000 UTC View PostI don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
2023-08-06 02:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you Noelle? cause u could do me like a dutiful maid
2023-08-06 01:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostDo you have an Anemo vision? Cause you blew me away
2023-08-06 00:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostHow would you like me to use my onix to bind you to my bed.
2023-08-05 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf a pig loses its voice, does it become disgruntled?
2023-08-05 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWan to search what's inside my LOOT CAVE? Toss me that coin of yours!
2023-08-05 21:07:58 +0000 UTC View PostI found a wooden shoe in my toilet — it was clogged.
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2023-08-05 12:00:32 +0000 UTC View PostI hate my job — all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
2023-08-05 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did one wall say to the other? I'll see you at the corner.
2023-08-05 06:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post