Did you hear that laughing too loudly is illegal in Hawaii? ..
Did you hear that laughing too loudly is illegal in Hawaii? They only permit a-low-ha.
2023-08-05 05:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
emmahircine posts
Are you Itto? Cuz I oni have eyes for you!
Are you Itto? Cuz I oni have eyes for you!
2023-08-05 04:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostI may be looking like a nord, but I’m a red guard in my pant..
I may be looking like a nord, but I’m a red guard in my pants and a Khajiit in the bed.
2023-08-05 03:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostI just found out I’m colourblind. The news came out of the o..
I just found out I’m colourblind. The news came out of the orange!
2023-08-05 02:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostWant to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
2023-08-05 01:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostDo you think you’re better one-handed or two-handed?
Do you think you’re better one-handed or two-handed?
2023-08-05 00:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostSo can I get the day off or...
So can I get the day off or...
2023-08-04 23:31:11 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm in my bed, you're in yours. One of us is obviously in th..
I'm in my bed, you're in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.
2023-08-04 22:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post🍾LETS PLAY🍾 1 spin for $10 or 3 spins for $25 Every spin..
🍾LETS PLAY🍾 1 spin for $10 or 3 spins for $25 Every spin of the bottle is guaranteed a naughty prize 😜
2023-08-04 20:40:09 +0000 UTC View Post
If you compare yourself to Pokemon, it’s a squirtle. Because..
If you compare yourself to Pokemon, it’s a squirtle. Because it gets me wet!
2023-08-04 14:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostThere is telepathy between our underwear.
There is telepathy between our underwear.
2023-08-04 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhy can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be..
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
2023-08-04 06:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostOsmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember. Would you like..
Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember. Would you like to share the memory
2023-08-04 05:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know sorcery? Because I am in love with your incantat..
Do you know sorcery? Because I am in love with your incantations.
2023-08-04 04:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostBoy, you make me feel like a hydro slime ’cause I’m wet all ..
Boy, you make me feel like a hydro slime ’cause I’m wet all the time.
2023-08-04 03:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHow does dry skin affect you at work? You don’t have any elb..
How does dry skin affect you at work? You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it.
2023-08-04 02:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostWant to experience a gamma-ray burst?
Want to experience a gamma-ray burst?
2023-08-04 01:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostAye boy, if I were a Nidoking, you’d be my Nidoqueen.
Aye boy, if I were a Nidoking, you’d be my Nidoqueen.
2023-08-04 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostI use Kazuha for crowd control, so why can’t I control my fe..
I use Kazuha for crowd control, so why can’t I control my feelings for you?
2023-08-03 23:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI just want you to be happy. And naked."
I just want you to be happy. And naked."
2023-08-03 22:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostI'm your new sleep paralysis demon 😈
I'm your new sleep paralysis demon 😈
2023-08-03 20:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostSo how many times do I need to do you to get your Remenbranc..
So how many times do I need to do you to get your Remenbrance Weapon?
2023-08-03 18:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostI swear to you, I won't stop until your legs are shaking and..
I swear to you, I won't stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbours know my name.
2023-08-03 14:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post**NAMED CUSTOMS** ***80% OFF*** 🖤 in honour of my new Inter..
**NAMED CUSTOMS** ***80% OFF*** 🖤 in honour of my new Internet being speedy I'm offering 5 customs 🖤 10 minute video with your name throughout & whilst I cum Once these spaces are gone, they're gone 😊💦
2023-08-03 12:04:39 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do boats go when they're sick? To the boat doc.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the boat doc.
2023-08-03 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostWine me, dine me, sixty-nine me.
Wine me, dine me, sixty-nine me.
2023-08-03 06:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostAlbedover for you if want to experiment
Albedover for you if want to experiment
2023-08-03 05:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostCharmander is red and Squirtle is blue but out of all 151 i’..
Charmander is red and Squirtle is blue but out of all 151 i’d still choose you
2023-08-03 04:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
