You must swim around cinnabar island because you are the “MI..
You must swim around cinnabar island because you are the “MISSINGNO” to my heart.
2023-08-10 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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Are you Xiao? Cause you can visit me in my dreams
Are you Xiao? Cause you can visit me in my dreams
2023-08-09 23:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostMum texted me to say the Italian restaurant is out of pasta,..
Mum texted me to say the Italian restaurant is out of pasta, and now they're penneless.
2023-08-09 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostHey, baby, I haven’t got any loincloth under this armor.
Hey, baby, I haven’t got any loincloth under this armor.
2023-08-09 18:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostMy dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He ..
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing
2023-08-09 14:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhenever you get a bad sausage, it's just the wurst.
Whenever you get a bad sausage, it's just the wurst.
2023-08-09 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
2023-08-09 06:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostEvery time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite ..
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
2023-08-09 05:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostTime flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
2023-08-09 04:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostCould you be wearing an Amulet of Talos because you are decr..
Could you be wearing an Amulet of Talos because you are decreasing my time between shouts by 20%!
2023-08-09 03:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostMaybe I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a b..
Maybe I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
2023-08-09 02:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gra..
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
2023-08-09 00:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostThis graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to ge..
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.
2023-08-08 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostI'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed..
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
2023-08-08 22:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostI think I need a Burn Heal, you're so hot
I think I need a Burn Heal, you're so hot
2023-08-08 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the arrest made? Two peanuts went walking..
Did you hear about the arrest made? Two peanuts went walking down the street and one was a salted.
2023-08-08 14:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostI’d like to ride you like a Horsea.
I’d like to ride you like a Horsea.
2023-08-08 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a fossil? Because I want to date you!
Are you a fossil? Because I want to date you!
2023-08-08 06:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the zero say to the eight? That belt looks good on ..
What did the zero say to the eight? That belt looks good on you.
2023-08-08 05:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostWanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my b..
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
2023-08-08 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostMy friends gave me ***free*** limited subs for all of you 💕 ..
My friends gave me ***free*** limited subs for all of you 💕 https://onlyfans.com/682661411/emmahircine https://onlyfans.com/688438384/emmahircine https://onlyfans.com/680388980/emmahircine https://onlyfans.com/652158006/emmahircine https://onlyfans.com/689620934/emmahircine
2023-08-08 02:50:04 +0000 UTC View PostBusy? Why dont you toss me $10, and I'll send you a SURPRISE..
Busy? Why dont you toss me $10, and I'll send you a SURPRISE bundle for you to watch later? 🖤
2023-08-08 02:45:17 +0000 UTC View PostUnlike Magikarp, I bet something happens when you use splash..
Unlike Magikarp, I bet something happens when you use splash.
2023-08-08 02:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostAre you an Emblem of Severed Fate set? Cause you’re best in ..
Are you an Emblem of Severed Fate set? Cause you’re best in all of my slots 😉
2023-08-08 01:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostForget about Ashes of War. I want to farm me some Asses of W..
Forget about Ashes of War. I want to farm me some Asses of War babe.
2023-08-08 00:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostTwo guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
2023-08-07 23:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostAre we a match? Take the Quiz and receive a naughty surprise..
Are we a match? Take the Quiz and receive a naughty surprise! 🖤
2023-08-07 22:12:10 +0000 UTC View PostRIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
2023-08-07 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostI don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
2023-08-07 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
