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2024-01-06 20:23:26 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
2024-01-06 20:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
What did one Dorito farmer say to the other? “Cool Ranch!”
2024-01-06 19:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Which U.S. state is known for its exceptionally small soft drinks? Minnesota.
2024-01-06 18:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
I didn’t get a hair cut, I got them all cut.
2024-01-06 17:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon.
2024-01-06 16:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
How do you know when a chicken is evil? It lays deviled eggs.
2024-01-06 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A bed.
2024-01-06 08:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
I’ve been bored recently, so I decided to take up fencing. The neighbors keep demanding that I put it back.
2024-01-06 04:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
2024-01-06 00:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field.
2024-01-05 23:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Sore throats are a pain in the neck.
2024-01-05 22:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call spiders who just got married? Newly-webs.
2024-01-05 21:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
What sort of elf lives in a can? A sprite
2024-01-05 20:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.
2024-01-05 19:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
How do you make an elf horny? Fairy moans.
2024-01-05 18:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post
RIP boiled water—you will be mist. 😭
2024-01-05 17:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Why are spiders so smart? Because they can find everything on the web.
2024-01-05 16:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
2024-01-05 12:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
How can you mend a broken pumpkin? By using a pumpkin patch.
2024-01-05 08:00:38 +0000 UTC View Post
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
2024-01-05 04:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
What did the accountant say while auditing a document? This is taxing.
2024-01-05 00:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call someone who won't stick to a diet? A desserter.
2024-01-04 23:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A Lamborghini.
2024-01-04 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it’s just a bug going around.
2024-01-04 21:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Stop looking for the perfect match…use a lighter.
2024-01-04 20:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack.
2024-01-04 19:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post***Want it soft or hard?*** 🖤 new gothic bundle of goodies, featuring never before seen video! 💗 new pink bundle of cute content, feat never before seen video! Only one spin each 🎡
2024-01-04 18:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
