Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because its mother was in a..
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because its mother was in a jam.
2024-01-04 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
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Looking for that earring i lost
Looking for that earring i lost
2024-01-04 17:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostShouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ce..
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
2024-01-04 16:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostI was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn..
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
2024-01-04 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhat kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop.
What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop.
2024-01-03 20:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's a crafty dancer's favourite hobby? Cutting a rug.
What's a crafty dancer's favourite hobby? Cutting a rug.
2024-01-03 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did Waldo go to therapy? Because he needed to find himse..
Why did Waldo go to therapy? Because he needed to find himself.
2024-01-03 04:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
2024-01-03 00:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does "Rockin' Robin" do when she's bored? Tweet.
What does "Rockin' Robin" do when she's bored? Tweet.
2024-01-02 23:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostIt takes guts to be an organ donor.
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
2024-01-02 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle..
What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle? They rose.
2024-01-02 21:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostDogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan.
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan.
2024-01-02 20:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it’s..
I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.
2024-01-02 19:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re American when you go into a bathroom and when you com..
You’re American when you go into a bathroom and when you come out, but what are you while you’re in the bathroom? European.
2024-01-02 18:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the bedding hide their relationship? They just wante..
Why did the bedding hide their relationship? They just wanted something pillow-key!
2024-01-02 17:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.
5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.
2024-01-02 16:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I've finally bought a new gaming chair! Secretlab is on the ..
I've finally bought a new gaming chair! Secretlab is on the way 🙌
2024-01-02 13:59:04 +0000 UTC View PostI'm back on an elden ring hype and by god is it difficult af..
I'm back on an elden ring hype and by god is it difficult after BG3 hahaha
2024-01-02 12:49:13 +0000 UTC View PostSundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sad..
Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day.
2024-01-02 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostHow do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
2024-01-02 08:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostWhy was the color green notoriously single? It was always so..
Why was the color green notoriously single? It was always so jaded.
2024-01-01 23:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s the name of a very polite, European body of water? Me..
What’s the name of a very polite, European body of water? Merci.
2024-01-01 22:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call 26 letters that went for a swim? Alphawetic..
What do you call 26 letters that went for a swim? Alphawetical.
2024-01-01 21:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostI SPENT SO LONG MAKING THIS PLS PLAY https://onlyfans.com/8..
I SPENT SO LONG MAKING THIS PLS PLAY https://onlyfans.com/871537861/emmahircine
2024-01-01 20:48:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhich state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
2024-01-01 20:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Want to play 🐉 ***Dungeons & Dragons*** ⚔️ with me tonight? ..
Want to play 🐉 ***Dungeons & Dragons*** ⚔️ with me tonight? 🎲 Roll to pick your starting point and character and move across the board to the Finish… 🎲 Each turn tipped for earns a new prize. *Let’s see how good of an adventurer you are! 🧝♂️✨🐉⚔️*
2024-01-01 19:15:11 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
2024-01-01 19:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhen does a joke become a “dad joke?” When it becomes appare..
When does a joke become a “dad joke?” When it becomes apparent.
2024-01-01 18:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
