Don't mind me, just enjoying a refreshing cake shake...
2023-05-29 00:38:18 +0000 UTC View Post
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There's no way this tube is going to fit by the end of summer ✌️😛🌭
2023-05-17 21:29:38 +0000 UTC View PostEnjoy a little Mother's Day special 😘 (slightly overdue)! What happens when some dumb bimbo confuses her birth control with rapid pregnancy pills?? 🤰
2023-05-15 17:44:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Part Moo! I mean 2!! 🐮And in my humble opinion the best part! (Or at least the one I suffered the most for!!) 🥹 Watch me push my limits with yet another blender full of yummy (fattening) goodness. 😋 But of course two wasn't enough!! Check out part three to watch my swollen gut take even more punishment 🥵
2023-05-10 23:19:18 +0000 UTC View Post
The serving girl snuck away with yet another plate from the royal kitchen...surely you don't condone this behavior??
2023-04-30 18:25:58 +0000 UTC View PostTrying hard to get more comfortable with roleplay !! 😳😳😳 Picture this: a sore loser little cow who can't stand coming in 2nd at the county fair's fattest cow competition 🐮
2023-04-29 00:56:16 +0000 UTC View PostHey y'all, I am genuinely sorry to say I have decided to move my normal Wednesday upload to this upcoming Friday, (if not tomorrow). Travel fatigue has simply gotten the better of me, a sincere apology from this silly cow!! 🐮
2023-04-27 00:32:13 +0000 UTC View Post
We all know fat girls love some late night Taco Bell ;) (not sponsored, but definitely should be) 😋
2023-04-23 22:15:34 +0000 UTC View Post
I learned a new magic trick: bloating my belly so big it makes my boobs look small 👀
2023-04-12 19:08:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Easter! 🐰 So, which outfit are you taking me to brunch in? 🤤
2023-04-09 14:05:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Who knew that strawberry cows loved chocolate milk so much?? Join me for a drink 🥛
2023-04-05 19:32:49 +0000 UTC View Post
What happens when you put too much stuffing in your teddy bear??
2023-03-27 23:23:46 +0000 UTC View Post
