oh hey, what's up. come here often? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) don't mind me, i always lie around lounging seductively. it's not cuz you're here or anything like that, nope, no way. but since you're here, why don't you hit me with your best pick up line? for science, of course. maybe ill pick the best ones and send them a spicy pic [ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ]
2023-01-05 20:03:11 +0000 UTC View Post
i was so happy u guys all liked my cosplay pic!! but if u liked it from the front, you'll love it from the back ;3 im always lookin for more outfit ideas, so if you have any, let me know in the comments below! ALSO i have been having a BLAST with these dick ratings, and have been absolutely flying through them, so im opening them up fully! no more slots :3 so if you're interested, send over a tip [check my pinned menu for deets] and a pic of your boners to be critiqued by my all sees eyes ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ (also if u tipped for a rating before today and havent recieved it, please comment so i can make sure u get yours!)
2023-01-04 23:01:44 +0000 UTC View Post
cum here often? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) sorry, i didnt see u down there, but while you're there you might as well enjoy the view, right? ;3 but also for real why are u down there, did you fall? are u good bud? ... huh? what's sticking out between my cheeks? o////o D-Don't worry about it!!!
2023-01-04 00:30:30 +0000 UTC View PostI’m just a pervert! I need no sympathy! 1/1/23 CB VOD
2023-01-03 00:14:22 +0000 UTC View Postu guys have been asking for this for a while, & now its finally the time: I'm doing Dick Ratings!!! that's right, u can now tip to have the honor of me rating your peen with my real unfiltered thoughts ʕಠಿᴥಠʔ the break down is simple: u send me pics of your dong plus a tip, and I send back my review. $50 is a rating from one to ten, $75 is a sentence where I tell you my initial thoughts, and for $100 i write you a whole paragraph about what i really think, what i could do with it, really getting in to my inner art critic, ya feel me? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
2023-01-02 21:30:19 +0000 UTC View Post
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! did u do anything fun to celebrate? quick, tell me something good that's happened to you this year ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ) its so hard to believe 2022 is over, but i cant wait to get into all sorts of new trouble with u all in 2023 ;3 and im thinkin that new yea means lewder me so why not start it off right? TOMORROW im gonna start offering something ive never done before that has been HIGHLY requested- any guesses? ʕಠಿᴥಠʔ
2023-01-02 00:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post
give me a spanking, i've been a bad cyber girl~ i've gone & done it and downloaded soooo many instruction manuals online without following proper distribution guidelines, i need to be punished ;3
2022-12-30 23:03:15 +0000 UTC View Post
are u into cosplay? yea i bet u are, weeb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but thats ok cuz i am too hehe... maybe in 2023 I'll do more cosplay content, what do u think? what cosplays would u wanna see me do? ᶘ ◕ᴥ◕ᶅ i'm also looking forward to making new stuff for u guys in the new year ^^ besides cosplay, what content would u be interested in seeing me do in general?
2022-12-29 19:05:18 +0000 UTC View Post
warning: incoming g-string action, prepare for imminent spreading as u enter my most secret areas- this is a serious mission, science team, but i know u can handle it ʕಠಿᴥಠʔ i can't get over how cute i look in this outfit, what do u think? if u wanna see this outfit in action, u can tip $8 to get the dance video this look is from, and watch me take it all off hehe >;3 OR u can tip $12 for my "TOXIC" music video, which is still probably one of my favs of all time tbh. whats ur favorite music video I've done?
2022-12-28 21:02:16 +0000 UTC View Post
im still in recovery after my surgery, but im itching to work my muscles & get movin again (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง and what better way to work those muscles than a lil pole dancing? ;3 that's never hurt anybody, right? [thats 100% a lie i have absolutely fallen on my ass] What's your favorite way to work out? pole isnt the only fun way to burn some calories ya know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)❤
2022-12-27 21:02:10 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Holidaaaays!!! i hope u had an amazing holiday season (•‾⌣‾•)♡ and to celebrate, here's one final gift from me to u- all the discounts from the 12 Days of XXX-mas, available again for a last call! right now u can grab all this hot content for discounted xxxmas prices for the next 48 HOURS, but after that it's back to regular price~ so if u missed a limited sale, now's ur chance to get it before it's gone ʕಠಿᴥಠʔ let's send the holidays off with a good fap, what do u think? ;3
2022-12-26 21:04:44 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the 12th Day of XXX-MAS!!! I cant believe it's already here. And to celebrate, i wanted to celebrate with sweetness, and what better way then a wholesome roleplay asmr? :3 [nearly 8 minutes long, roleplay, soft close speaking, not whispering]
POV: ive been waiting for u to come home all day, i missed you like crazy! i was getting worried about you! But first, tell me all about your day- cuz i have some surprises for u- not just my cooking [which u better say is good >:c ] but also,,, i maybe bought something i thought u might like,,, something lacey, and sheer,,, hehe <3 i hope u love it, and i hope this makes your holiday a little warmer ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)
Welcome home, darling! I've been waiting for you all day, and have a bunch of goodies for u to try~ but this is just a taste, the best is yet to come >:3 i told u guys i had something new coming soon, so here's a preview for ya! I'll be posting the full version tomorrow for the last day of xxx-mas [and the full version is more than twice as long], so make sure you stick around!!!
2022-12-24 04:02:29 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm baaaaaaaack~ are u in the mood for some hot content?? i sure hope so ʕಠಿᴥಠʔ I missed Days 4 & 10 of XXX-Mas, so consider this your make up hehe~ Right now u can get a pic of my **perfect pink pussy** [try saying that 3 times fast], AND a clip of me fapping, for just $4! Maybe if enough of u like the short version of this clip, I can release the full version hehe,,, Plus tonight I'll be posting again to give u all a little preview of something all new coming out TOMORROW for the last day of xxx-mas!! So make sure u stay tuned! ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
2022-12-23 21:01:20 +0000 UTC View Post
it's Day 9 of xxx-mas, can you believe it's almost done already??? i'm getting ready for a surgery tomorrow [don't worry, im ok!] ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ) and ive been editing some more new content for u guys to really make the last days of xxx-mas count! I cant wait to share it w u all ◕‿↼ while u wait, u can always check out my menu for some of my best videos & photosets to tide u over [my $17 girl on girl futa paizuri video is still hot & ready like a little ceasars pizza if u want it hehe] ♥ replies might be a lil slow, but i'll be doing my best! thank u guys for all ur support!!!
2022-12-21 23:07:12 +0000 UTC View PostOn the 8th day of XXX-mas, Melody gave to meee: 8 Seconds of Shaking Booty~~~ [that was a good rhyme cmon humor me] ♥ i love how hypnotic this clip is, I feel like you can just get lost in the motion ʕಠಿᴥಠʔ if you like this kinda dance vid, u can tip $8 and I'll send u one of my favorite dancing vids, where I really go all out hehe
2022-12-20 22:02:24 +0000 UTC View Post
On the 7th Day of XXXX-mas, Melody gave to me: 7 Phone Backgrounds! FREE of charge!!! I've always liked the idea of phone & computer backgrounds, so i had some made just for u guys! now u can wake up to this adorable mug first thing on ur phone ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ just a little gift to show u guys how much i care ٩(*❛⊰❛)～❤ maybe if u like them i'll make some more lewd ones, wouldn't that be fun? hehehe >;3
2022-12-19 20:02:25 +0000 UTC View PostI am a cinnamon roll, you can frost me! 12/17/22 CB VOD
2022-12-19 02:28:24 +0000 UTC View Post
On the 6th day of XXX-mas, Melody gave to meeee~ A Stripping Melody! i like to think im a pretty good dancer, and the pole is just a different kind of dancing right? well, what do u think of my moves? ;3 if u wanna see some extra special moves, you can tip $6.99 & ill send u a video of me cage dancing in the club, flashing you my tits & pussy, in front of so many people,,, ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
2022-12-18 22:02:04 +0000 UTC View Post
On the 5th Day of XXX-mas, Melody gave to meee~
$5 ANAL BEADSSS!!!
This video is short but so hot >///< the way Melware teases me by pulling on these anal beads,,, i seriously can't take it! Why is she always so mean? But it did feel really good, if my noises tell you anything,,,
Usually this video is $10, but for the next 24 hours only u can get it for 50% off!!! An extra special XXX-mas day gift from me to u ^_^
Am I Paimon from Genshin Impact? No but you can eat me! 12/15/22 CB VOD
2022-12-16 21:23:47 +0000 UTC View PostOn the 3rd day of XXX-mas, Melody gave to meeee~ *THREE Tiktoks for the price of one!!* ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ) Usually my tiktoks are $6.99, but right now u can 3 for the price of one ♥ I absolutely love doing tiktoks, and the ones where I get naked are so much more fun ;3 tell me which one was your favorite in the comments ^///^
2022-12-15 22:02:34 +0000 UTC View Post
On the 2nd day of XXX-Mas, Melody gave to meeee~ TWO perfect cyber boobies ;3 have the gift of uncensored nipples this fine xxxmas day, as my gift to u ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ) & if u haven't seen yesterdays special, u have 24 more hours to tip $6.69 to watch me pillow humping caught on tape >///< but be quick cuz I'm embarrassed!
2022-12-15 00:02:36 +0000 UTC View Post
*I GOT CAUGHT HUMPING MY BODYPILLOW MY BODYPILLOW* [Mel noises + moaning, fully uncensored] i can't believe Melware would take a video of me like this!!! I'm so so embarrassed >///< but i will said, it DID feel really good,,, and the sounds i made were so hot, i really couldn't help it.... i hope u guys like watching it as much as i loved doing it hehe This is for Day One of what I'm calling the 12 days of XXXmas [pretty good right?] ʕಠಿᴥಠʔ im gonna be posting all sorts of super hot content everyday leading up to Christmas eve, so make sure u check everyday so you don't miss a thing! each day will have a new special, whether it's discounts, free stuff, or something totally new!!! ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ) this is a limited time special, so don't miss your chance to get it!!
2022-12-13 20:31:41 +0000 UTC View Post
what, is somethin distracting u? >;P this pool isn't the only reason im wet u know ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) also there's no life guard on duty so if u get too distracted to swim that's on u, I'm not CPR certified ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
2022-12-12 20:02:38 +0000 UTC View Post
did u see my foot photoset yet??? if u haven't yet, u can tip $10.99 & i'll send you over 20 full HD uncensored pics of my very own patented grippers (ღ˘⌣˘)♥ i feel like all the pics are so cute, and a great way to really roll into XXX-mas time [im sorry but that is such a good name & i came up w that all on my own please clap]
2022-12-11 19:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
FOOT PHOTOSET [20 Pictures - shoes- stockings- leather- barefoot] Welcome to Degenerate December, Science Team!!! i've been told i have cute feet before... what do u think? that's right, foot fans, this one's for u! 20 full pics of my feet, both with shoes & barefoot [though definitely more barefoot], painted toes, leather socks, cut out leggings, and more!!! let's celebrate Degenerate December right ;3
2022-12-10 19:02:33 +0000 UTC View Post
all posed for the camera ◕‿↼ this pic is from one of my best videos, my hardcore sex machine [plus vibrators, Hitachi wands, and more] video~ if u haven't seen it, u can tip $15 and ill send it right over! and Don't my painted nails look cute here? Speaking of cameras (& toes), i have a specialized photo set coming tomorrow for all my feet people tomorrow that i think ur gonna love hehe
2022-12-09 19:01:26 +0000 UTC View Post
cheeeese! \ (•◡•) / i feel so cute in this pic, i feel like it would be a good phone background. would that be something u guys would wanna see? melly phone/computer backgrounds? maybe i should make some, hmmm...
2022-12-08 19:01:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, mortal! tis i, the great Melody! ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ here are some boobs to bless your TL after a long journey, traveler, to get u through the hard times ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ take them and be well!
2022-12-07 19:01:52 +0000 UTC View Post
