How do you know if you actually know how to fuck. If you can fuck an older woman stupid... you know how to fuck. What is fucking a woman stupid? When you rearrange her guts so well, her orgasm is so intense that it forces her brains right out of her head. It's a beautiful thing. Believe me... if you can fuck me stupid, it doesn't matter what you look like. I'll marry you and breed you three times a day. I've left guys and ruined my marriage over guys who were complete dicks, but they had cock that turned me into a fucktard. There is nothing in the world as satisfying as being owned entirely by a cock and a set of balls. I'd say try it sometime, but I doubt it would have the same effect as it does on me. Pussy whipped might be in the same family, but I'm not sure.
Did you ever notice that great thinkers are actually morons? I'm just saying. Some overly educated dipshit states, "Love and Sex don't make a marriage work." Any moron could think that stupid shit up. It doesn't really mean anything, and it can be twisted any which way in an argument. The real reason he said this is to explain why his wife cheated on him with a guy who fucked his wife stupid.
Lately, I really am in heat. I see a guy, and I want to empty his dick inside of me. It's annoying. It's interfering with my girl watching. Wonder what's up with that? Who knows. It must be an age thing. I guess I'm okay with it. I just need more of a cock pool to choose from.
Is 55 too old to be fuckable? I don't think so, but lots of people do. I was told I need to get off Twitter and act my age. Which I don't care what they think, but it makes me curious. What is it they think happens? When you get over 40, your vag dries up and closes shop? Idiots, that's about all I can say. I guess they don't realize that one day they to will be over 40. I was probably more curious and horny than most people when I wasn't considered an adult. I definitely became more sexually tweaked when I was in my 20s. In my 30's, I was looking for dick around every corner. In my 40s, I was chasing dick like it would soon be out of stock. In my 50's, all I can say is I'll hurt someone in the bedroom. What I know is my sex drive has increased year after year, and I hope and pray that it never does. Which is awesome. But am I fuckable? I don't know. That's not up to me. But dicks that are half my age seem to get plenty hard enough to pump sperm in my asshole. What I also know, and I'm not trying to be a dick here... but I'm going to be... because I can. What I know is most of these 20-somethings are right on the edge of being chubsters if they already aren't, and on top of that, they are smoking, drinking, eating, and drugging it up, and before they hit 30, they will have to be asking themselves "Am I still fuckable?" So careful when you tell me I should start acting my age. Good luck keeping up with me. You might want to put that joint down before you try.
I know this guy. He gets angry when I shoot back when he's trying to be offensive about my porn business. He isn't quick enough to win an argument with me. I don't like him all that much, either. He's a stud, though, and I have it on good authority he's packing a finely-tuned penis. I think I will pick a fight with him so he will hate fuck me. Hate fucks are always a solid lay. I'll fuck him so good his dick will pulsate when he thinks about it.
What else? Fuck I don't know. The world is bizarre now. Everything is an issue. Buy a dress with the rebel flag on it, and the "everyone and everything is racist and or offensive" people will burn you at the stake. I just think the colors are fabulous and look good on me. But that's not going to work these days, even though I have a multiracial family. Go figure.
I guess the above is politics. I don't do politics. I mean, I do, and I have done politicians, but either way, I get a dick in my ass. One is more pleasant than the other. I do know I'm tired of paying $8 for a pack of American cheese. It's getting stupid expensive to shop, and I shop at Walmart, so that's saying something. What do we do? I don't know. I guess we pay $8 for a pack of American cheese, or we go without. And yes, I like American Cheese. Not because it's American. I just like it on my breakfast sandwiches, so leave me alone. I like Colby Jack on burgers. That might make some of you cheese snobs feel better. Or worse... I don't know.
What? It's October, Halloween. I was doing Storm Troopers before doing Storm Troopers was cool. This entire costume weighs about 1/2 a pound. That's how cheap it is. I'd get a good one, but I don't feel like spending the money. No hot dude has ever said I want to fuck you in the Storm Trooper outfit. So not a lot of call for playing Star Wars in the sack.
Everyone has a problem. I'm feeling left out. I need an issue. Vaginal Emptiness. Is that a problem? If it isn't, it should be. I know I suffer from Vaginal Emptiness regularly. It causes me Vaginal anxiety. Can I get a cash reward for that? I keep looking on the TV for some law firm to announce that I may be entitled to a considerable cash sum if I have ever had or plan on suffering from Vaginal Anxiety. Hopefully, one day. Until then, I'll keep trying to keep it as stuffed and content as possible.
Never play, Simon Says, with perverts. You never know when they will say, "Simon says....don't blink!" and then they start fucking the cat. I'm just saying.
Now that's a 4.5-inch clit, thanks to my pump. I will post more about it later, but I have to get a dick inside me real quick, and then I'll be back. Sorry it took so long to post today but so many appointments, and they all fell on today!
So, now I'm rubbing one out because writing the last post turned my pussy into a slip-and-slide, thinking about holding that man's cock in hand. I had the camera out, so enjoy!
I made out with a guy and gave him a handjob in front of a bunch of people. That was fun. He was from Wisconsin, so the only thing I have to remember him by is the sperm stain on my watch band. It really was a good time. I liked how his friends and a few other people cheered us on. I was going to suck him, but we didn't get that far before he came. I did drop to my knees and spit-shine his cock clean with my mouth before I put it back in his jeans. I always feel good after I make a guy cum. It makes my whole day that much better, and that's exactly what it did last night. It just made the entire evening one to remember.
Lots of times, after I do something public while others are watching, things get quiet and awkward afterward. I think people think I should be ashamed of myself. I'm never ashamed of putting a cock in one or all of my holes in public. In fact, I get this feeling of pride because I did let a cock use me as a cum sponge. Last night was a little different. Nobody got weird, and people even came up and congratulated me for a job well done. Most of them were women, and the most resounding thing I basically heard was, "I wish I could do that." Always followed by an excuse. "My job.", "My husband or family might find out.", "I'm too shy." Bullshit. If you really want to do it, then do it. I didn't take the guy's cock out last night to "shock" people. I put his dick in my hand because I wanted his dick in my hand. I wanted it in my guts, but that didn't pan out. Sure, there were people around. All full-grown adults. They simply became part of my experience and made it better for all of us.
Why didn't I get better camera angles when I shot yesterday's video? Camera angles? Because getting camera angles isn't something one does when one is fucking. Getting camera angles while making porn is something one does. Porn isn't fucking. Its work, and it's designed with the sole purpose of being sold. The thing is, because of its nature, the chick doesn't get off. Long story short. I'm not wasting a dick and a cum on getting "camera angles." If you want real fucking, the video I did yesterday is just that. The only reason it was filmed yesterday was that he asked if I would let him video it and when I asked why he said so he could whack it to it when he felt the urge. I asked him if we could also post it, and he agreed, so now you know how that video came about. You also know why I don't worry about camera angles anymore. Plus, I watched it, and it looked like a pretty good job. Will I rub one out to it? No, probably not. The creampie drooled out of me too fast because the back of the bench was elevated, and it flew right out of me. I like a slow, messy drooling pussy. In addition, there are no scenes of me sucking the dick, nor did he video his cock in my ass. Those are my go-to scenes if I'm watching my own porn.
He leaked out of me fast, but my pussy is still greased a few hours later. Check out this video. It's simple, it's real, and it was fun! I'm heading out the door so I'll get with you in a bit!
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I did get a dick so big that it felt like he was bumping my soul with the head of it. Sadly, it belonged to Bob. I'm not complaining, but I have really been in the mood for some strange dick. I tried, but I just didn't find anyone. I was up and down Main St, and there were thousands of people, but I ended up getting fucked in the back of Bob's Suburban. He's lucky I can't get knocked up because he pumped a load into me that would have done it. I don't know why that turns me on, thinking about Bob knocking me up, or anyone else for that matter, but it does. Probably an instinctual thing, so why fight it? I just go with it. It makes me cum harder thinking about it. I'll tell you this. I shouldn't, but I'm going to. I masturbated thinking about my son's friend impregnating me. As I said, I can't explain it, but the thought of it right now is making my clit hard as a rock. The whole thing is a turn-on for me. The sex with him, the mind-boggling ramifications of getting impregnated by him and watching my belly grow. I got to quit. I'm still stretched wide open, and I told Connor he could slip his dick inside me for a bit. He's going to know his dick wasn't the only one in my guts in the last 24 hours, for sure. Bob marks his territory by stretching my pussy out and rendering it useless for more petite guys. Anyway. Recap. Bob fucked me in a grass parking lot which I fertilized by dripping the majority of his cum onto it after I got out of his Suburban. I still have a massive hole for a pussy which I find fantastic. I can't stop looking at it. It is just so appealing for some reason when it's like that. Connor will stick his average-sized dick in it, and it will feel relatively small because of how Bob's cock destroyed my cunt. I'll cum for sure just because I find that hot. Connor will cum because he's 19, and hopefully, he will drown my box with one of his epic loads of sperm. Then back out to Biketoberfest and see if I can find someone else to rinse and repeat the entire thing. Sounds like an excellent start to the weekend if you ask me. Love it when a plan cums together!
The first night of Biketoberfest, and I already have a cummy mess in my pussy. Thank you. Thank you very much. I'd like to thank everyone who helped make this possible. Actually, it was one guy and his cock and the back of a Suburban, but I'll get you the details tomorrow. This is the first outfit I ever wore to a Biketoberfest back in 2014. I'm wearing it again tomorrow. Exact same outfit. Including the exact same top as well as the exact same jeans. I keep my stuff that long. It still fits, so why not wear it? Anyway, catch you in the morning!
I was busy cleaning sperm up this morning after attempting to get laid. The guy just couldn't get it up. He was a new guy for a video that came by this morning. He was good-looking. Really good looking. So I put the camera down and decided to suck him off. I'm selfish like that because I like to suck a new guy's dick more than I should. I pulled his dick out of his pants, it was a floppy semi-hardon, but before I got it between my lips, he nutted all over my floor. His dick never even got hard before his balls misfired and pumped sperm way before they should have. He apologized a thousand times to the point of being annoying. So I waited another 30 minutes and tried again. Same thing. This time he left sperm trails on my shirt. His dick wasn't even semi-hard this round. It was completely soft and shriveled up, yet still pumped jizz on my shirt. Which would be awesome if he just fucked me stupid. But he didn't. All he did was make me clean my floor and do laundry. He wanted to try a third time, but I didn't feel like doing household cleanup chores anymore. So I sent him on his way. To bad. Good looking kid. Too old to train, though. I need them to be around 18 to 25 for that. Now I'm waiting on Scott. He's certainly no 30 yr old and not nearly as pleasant to look at, but at least I know I'll be laid out on a bed, inebriated on cum when he's done.
So, quick update, the dog, Klaus to be exact, and no, I didn't name him, is bouncing around the house like nothing is wrong. From deathbed to rampaging around the house. So, good news there.
Fucking lube costs a fortune anymore. Everything costs a fortune anymore. The world is in for a reset if things don't start turning around. I can't even fuck a well-lubed dick without spending my life savings anymore.
This video has some solid dick-on clit action... I'm just saying. I was making a custom video, and I got caught up in my own stuff because it somewhat made me think of things, and that's all it takes anymore to get me going. Let me know what you think.
So here is a post I am putting on bt34gg.com that I shot in 2014. The password is cheater2014 It's a heated thing. I met him at the gym in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. I sucked his cock in the parking lot of an LA Fitness. I liked how he didn't care who might be watching. Nobody was, but he wouldn't have cared if they were. Plus, he let me suck his dick once in his office. I like that probably more than I should. He asked me to shoot a video with him, and he said he wasn't worried about getting caught. And... as you may have guessed, he got caught by his wife. She called his employer. Things got super weird. I knew he was married, but as far as I'm concerned, the hearts of married men may belong to someone else, but their dicks are open season. May the best pussy win. Wives are always welcome to have them back after I get what I want from their testicles. Where were we? He told me I might be getting a call from his wife and not to answer any questions and pull the video down. I did for a while, but he lied so much that I put it back up. He signed all the paperwork and supplied all the IDs required, so I could then and can now do what I want with it. Besides, he is long since divorced. So it doesn't matter anymore. He was a dick. I admit that. But he had a good body, and his dick wasn't bad, either. Once again, I let my pussy do the talking and ended up with a ding-dong with a nice cock. I got plenty of good dick out of him and this video, so I have no regrets though I am glad to have washed my hands of him. I haven't heard from him since 2016, so who knows what he's up to? I know where his dick was in 2014, and that was in my guts. Let me know what you think of this video. It's not bad. He did an excellent job. The password is again is cheater2014 You don't need a username. Just go to bt34gg.com and plug that in, and you can peruse, I guess, about 30 or 40 videos.
Oops, I accidentally sucked a cock off with my ass. It happens. And I filmed it as well. Well, I didn't, he did, but it all works out the same. It will be up tomorrow afternoon so watch for that one. The only problem with sucking a cock off with your ass is swallowing the load. It never entirely goes all the way down, if you know what I mean!
So, besides getting my ass fucked, what else did I do today? Nothing interesting. I'm contemplating accidentally running into some people who may or may not be friends with family members. I have kind of switched it up. I know where he lives. He still lives at home with his parents. His father isn't all that, but he's a nice guy and like his son... he stares at my tits a lot. I think I want to fuck him first, then his son. Just to compare dicks and sexual styles and abilities. Of course, this is all contemplation at the moment. I don't even know if I could even get one of their dicks out of their pants. I think the son, for sure. I think even though he's friends with my son, he would put his cock inside me. It would probably be cool for him to hang with the gang and be thinking... "I fucked your mom, and she begged me to pump my jizz in her guts. Later tonight, I will be pumping my sperm down her throat." How incredible would that secret be when you're just shooting the shit about banging chicks. I don't know. This whole thing is probably more of a Brooke Tyler fantasy that I'm projecting onto him, but a girl can dream. I just can't get that hard dick trying to get out of his pants off my mind. Probably because I want it off my mind in my pussy. Anyway, I'll catch you tomorrow!
What is it about MILF porn that gets me all fucked up in the head? I think it's just the fact that I'm a MILF, and I like knowing that guys of all ages, from the just legal to your grandfather, want to breed me. The hottest thing for me at the moment is knowing my son's friends want to pump a baby in me. I can't get that out of my head. Every time I see them and catch them checking out my tits, I get this urge to empty their testicles inside of me. It would be terrible if I did it and got caught, but even that is starting to turn me on. It's making me nervous just thinking about it, but it's also driving me on. Man, I am severely driven by my pussy. It's like there is no stopping it. It wants what it wants, and it fucks with me till I give it to it. What if one of his friends were to fuck me so good I couldn't stop even if I wanted to? That's a real possibility because the bar would be pretty low, being that I am so into this right now. The more I'm into something, the less performance it takes to fuck me stupid. I know you are wondering, and yes, I have my eye on one. He is kind of goofy looking, but I have seen his erection in his pants. Now I want it. He was staring at my tits off and on, and then he had to stand up to leave, and there it was. A big bulge in the front of his jeans. He should have worn looser jeans if he didn't want me to see it. Was it big? How the fuck should I know? I only saw it straining against his jeans. I could be 4 inches or it could be 10 inches. I don't even care. I just want it inside of me. I want to see his face the second the head of his dick touches my pussy and then slips inside. I'm going to shut up. I'm getting way to worked up here. Moving on.
Hey!!!! I got gas for $1.39 yesterday!!! Sadly it was at Taco Bell but still... I'm just saying.
My trip. It was good, and it sucked all at the same time. Scott had to go to the ER with a kidney stone, and my dog ended up in the doggy ER back at home, and he is still touch and go. So we cut it short and headed back to Florida.
We argued over what fast food was the healthiest, and I went with Subway because they make you get out of the car to get it. I'm just saying. Every step counts.
People still drive in the fast lane for no apparent reason. The only thing I can think of is that someone told them that the fast lane will always be a shorter route no matter what speed they drive, and they believed it. Get the holy hell out of the fast lane after you pass, for fucks sake!
Back in Daytona and getting the old box stuffed full of cock. Mechanical cock but at this point cock is cock. I was going through all the messages and things and browsing Twitter when I saw some MILF porn. Now that I have an older boyfriend again, I'm all about MILF porn with the barely legals. It is what it is. I have this thing about teaching the cubs how to fuck. I like getting an inexperienced cock, making it blow sperm in like 10 seconds or less, and then teaching that penis how to do dick shit in my guts. I know I'm successful if the student is making the teacher beg for cock at the end of such training. I like it when guys flip the tables on me. They go from sniveling little pussy whipped beggars to studs stretching my asshole out and leaving it full jizz and laughing at me when they fuck me so stupid all I can do is drool sperm and thank them. Yes... I like that more than I should. Anyway, I pretty much tell you what I'm thinking in this video so let me know what you think about it!
Little update before I call it a day. I made it to Knoxville Tennessee. Traffic in Atlanta was Murder. I have no idea how you folks can put up with that day after day. I would lose my mind. Had some interesting discussions about whether or not my sons friends think I am fuckable. There is one or two i wouldn't mind accidentally falling and slipping their dicks inside of me. Anyway I will catch up with you in the morning. ❤️😜
What did I do today? I sucked Connor off in his grandparent's garage while they were in the house. That was fun. I got sperm all over my shirt because it went down the wrong hole when I tried to swallow it, and I coughed it back up. It was a goodbye blowjob as I'm leaving for a few days. I wanted to make sure to give him something to hold him over till I get back. So, I had to change shirts. Normally I would walk around and look at it, all proud of myself, but I have some conservative house guests. Anyway, Connor was happy, which makes me happy, so it's a win-win.
There's a book below, so I warn you, it may put you to sleep. I have to post at night when I have a quiet house, and everyone is in their rooms.
Terry did beat Scott out of the contract he was worried about. Now I want Terry's dick in my ass, making me beg for his cum more than ever. I want to video it and send it to Scott. I know. It sounds awful, but it makes me so wet thinking about it. I should probably shut up about it. Scott is driving me to Ohio tomorrow. I'm pretty sure he doesn't want his worst enemy to put his dick in my ass. But I do! So much so that I did a terrible thing and looked up his company online. It only has his company number, but I'm sure he'll remember who I am and take my call if I decide to call him. Scott would probably be getting that video this week if I wasn't going on this trip.
Why don't I do mainstream porn anymore? It's a good question that was asked of me. The short answer is it isn't worth it. Shooting a porn video has become more of a badge of honor than anything else. It doesn't pay well anymore. It hasn't paid well since the days of Vivid and the contract girls. You never hear the truth about porn unless you are in porn. It's one of those dirty little secrets they try and keep hush hush. Literally, the sex sucks. It's not just me saying this, it's pretty much the standard opinion, but they aren't going to tell you this. All your going to hear is how they came so hard they had to go to the emergency room. They can't tell you otherwise, or it would be the same thing as a magician showing you how he did the trick while doing it. So, why do porn? To get name recognition as its good exposure, one can get a bigger Twitter/Instagram account and sell more on OnlyFans by shooting mainstream porn. That's where the money is at. One does what one has to do to make that money. I don't have to do it. I don't have outlandish bills to pay, I own my own home, I invested wisely, and I'm enjoying life. Most people don't know that I did a vast amount more behind the scenes back in the day than I ever did in front of the camera. I only did scenes because I wanted to do them. It wasn't for the money. I just wanted to do them. Not many chicks can say that honestly. There really isn't one scene that I'm not happy with. But I turned down a lot of scenes, and I still do. Why? Because I'm not going to get off. I will spend between 3 to 12 hours grinding out a porn video, and my pussy won't be cumming for my efforts. Yes, I know. It appears that we are cumming. We aren't. No matter what anyone tells you... they aren't. Maybe some swinger videos they do, and I have cum myself making those, but mainstream porn... not a chance in hell. The thing is, porn isn't about me cumming. It's about me presenting to you the fantasy of me cumming and doing whatever it is that hits your dick trigger just right. The problem is I like sex more than most people, guys included. Having shitty sex so I can collect a payday once in a while isn't worth it to me. And this is why I'm here, guys. It's the only place I can share things where people don't try to get me committed to a sex addiction rehab clinic. It's also why I don't collaborate with anyone else. Collaboration is another way of saying, let us pretend to have sex so we can sell it on Onlyfans. Which, again, is excellent if the fantasy of it makes your dick hard. However, what makes my chick dick hard is real dudes, with dicks that don't require a needle full of Caverject to stay hard, pumping my holes full of baby batter. I'm not bitter at porn at all. I love it. I get up every morning and watch it. My pussy just isn't willing to pass up real dick for fantasy dick.
Just a quick update, Caught me in the middle of packing for my trip but wanted to pop in and say hey, hope you're having a great Hump Day 😉 Enjoy your day and catch you all later 💋
What did I look like before the huge boobs? Pretty much like I do now, just minus the big huge boobs. Here are some 2012 pics to kind of show you pre-boob Brooke. For anyone who doubted my clit was huge back in the day, this should pretty much answer that question for you as well.
Riley Reigns. I put some pics and a video up on bt34gg.com. The password is october5 I DM'd you the password as well, so check it out. Someone asked me what had happened to her. They knew we were dating and had plans for her to move in with me. There are girls that can make me go gay all the way. At least for a time. Hard dick always seems to win me back, but a wet pussy can lead me astray for a while. She did that. I was the bull in the relationship. I can still picture shoving her head down into my pussy and letting her clean me out with her tongue. She was one of the best and one of the few who could make me cum just with her tongue. Did I love her? I guess... to an extent. I was more into how she made me feel sexually. Into her enough that I asked her to move in with me. She agreed. But before that happened, she asked to shoot a porn with me. I was more than happy to do that. We did shoot a porn. One single porn. Someone she knew saw it the day I posted it and told her family. She freaked out, said it was all my fault, and ran back to New Mexico and married some guy she divorced 2 years later. In other words, she fell apart in record time. She asked to come back after her divorce, but who needs that kind of harassment? Not me. Never seen her since. That is the story of Riley Reigns. Enjoy the pics and videos of her. They are up on my bt34gg.com site. Just think, we could have been a fantastic lesbian couple. It really is hard to find a hot lesbian who isn't all kinds of whacky in one way or another. Maybe it's me that's whacky. Who knows. I guess it wasn't meant to be. I like the thought of it, though.
I pointed out to a girl on Twitter who wanted me to comment on a snapshot of a derogatory tweet she was sent that it wasn't adding up. The username of the "hater" led to an account that only followed her and some generic accounts that Twitter assigns to new accounts now and then. Plus, the only tweets the "hater" made were to her. No other tweets nor retweets, for that matter. I tried to explain to her that it kind of pointed in the direction that she was making this all up. She asked me "what my problem was" and I said I don't like being part of sympathy cons. Then she said she had proof that her story was true because the account had been suspended because she reported it. I looked. It was gone. The only problem is when an account gets suspended, it clearly states the account was suspended. But, if you simply close it/delete it, then the account just disappears, which is what it did. As in, the odds that she deleted an account she created were pretty darn high. After I mentioned that, she blocked me. So what's my point here? Don't fall for this shit, and don't be a cheerleader for chicks online. It's a ding-dong move and sure to backfire in the end.
I actually went to a hotel today. Haven't done that in a while. Kind of like I'm cheating on a husband. What I'm really trying to do is get myself stuffed full of dick without having to worry about people listening and knocking on my bedroom door. I did get stuffed full of dick. Several times. I even sunk Bob's cock balls deep in my ass. It wasn't easy, and I admit I was uncomfortable sometimes. Actually, I was uncomfortable the entire time. His dick is stupidly long and fatter than most. I would suspect he was touching my stomach with the head of his cock. But as difficult as it was, it was a turn-on. He wanted to go balls deep in my ass and kept asking to do it. I want to make his cock happy so today seemed like the day to make it happen. It took about ten minutes to get it in me till he had nothing left to give. Once he got it there, he left it there and kissed the back of my neck for a few minutes. Then he fucked my ass like it was my pussy. I fingered myself, and it was an extremely good cum. Different, very intense, like I could feel it shocking my heart but in a good way. I am already thinking about doing it again. He came with his dick buried all the way, and oddly enough, no jizz ever came out. I can feel it, but it's not dripping or anything. Kind of cool, I guess. It must be that deep in my ass. I know I'll get it out in an hour or two, but you don't need details on that. In the end, pun intended, I feel pretty much wrecked down there. I think I like it, though. No matter what, my trips to the bathroom will be very different for the next few days. I'm just saying.
I know, no tits. But I find the world around me fascinating, so bummer for you, I shove this crap down your throat instead of me sucking a cock. Don't worry. I'll be sucking cock and taking anal creampies for you tomorrow. Until then enjoy what is left of what used to be my almost private beach access as very few people used it. It's pretty much my backyard. At least the steps are still there. I think this was Thursday afternoon right after the tail end of all of it.
I wanted to give Connor a handjob this morning before he left to open his store up. I was drinking my morning coffee when I saw him goofing around with his car, and I just got the urge to hold his dick in my hand. It's annoyingly strong. It's like a song stuck in my head. I could go for a fuck but right now, jerking him off seems more satisfying. I get this way. It's enjoyable. I don't have much to do, and if I can make him feel good, that makes me feel good. Not to mention the whole "I have kids 15 yrs older than you" thing has been working hard on me lately. As in, it's constantly making me wet. Anyway, I went over to talk to Connor and had it in my head that I was going to empty his testicles for him this morning. It didn't happen. I forget about his grandparents watching me out the window. Surely they aren't going to be happy if Connor takes me back to his room while they're home. We have never tried, but I'd be okay with it. Connor, however, is pretty touchy about what his grandparents are exposed to when it cums to me. Even that turns me on, though. I like the way they look at me in that severely disapproving way. They know I'm having their grandson pump his sperm into my body on a regular basis. I wonder if they know he's fucking my ass. I bet they don't. I wonder if they know sometimes he fucks me so good I can't stand up for a few minutes. I would be proud of him if he were my grandson. I'm just saying.
Then there are my old guys. I wish I could keep Connor to myself, but he just isn't going to fill the spot. He's good, I love him to death, but he's 19. Try spending an hour or more listening to a 19 yr old. It's hard to do. Sometimes when he's sharing his life experiences in a never-ending loop, I just slip his dick in my mouth to break his train of thought. The upside is I get to suck on a fresh 19 yr old cock, and his ability to speak is limited when his dick is slipping down my throat. Here's the thing. The kink factor in a 19 yr old vs. a 50 plus yr old is wildly different. 19 yr olds just want to empty the jizz out of their balls as often as possible. Stick it in me, pump me full, rinse, repeat. Try sticking a finger up a 19 yr olds ass, though. It most likely isn't happening. They aren't really open to new things. To them, if I ride them on top, they just conquered the universe. Scott, who's 55, is relatively open to most things. He didn't use to be. He left me because I cheated on him more than a few times. I pretty much cheated our entire marriage. I was a bad wife. But our sex together was always better than good. I always wanted the guys I cheated on him with to be better at getting me off, but that often wasn't the case. So, we fucked a lot. I got a bit out of hand with his friends and employees, and I shouldn't have. It was a bit humiliating for him to go to work, and everyone there would know I got an anal creampie in our garage from his employee during a company party. The truth is I let my pussy get out of control. It causes me to make bad choices. But the older he got, the more he came over to the dark side. I like the dark side. "Scott, I'm your slut-wife. Join me on the dark side." Star Wars thing there. I got to run. People are piling around everywhere in my house. It's funny. I live on the beach and got zero flooding. They live inland 5 miles and were pretty much boating in their living room a few days ago. Go figure.
So, we had a little storm here named Ian. He did pretty well. Fucked some shit up. Literally destroyed my sex life. Except for Connor. He braved the hurricane and ran across the street, approximately 50 yards at the most, pumped my ass full of sperm, and then ran back home. That was fun. Short, about ten minutes, but I came so hard I thought there was a hurricane in my guts. I ended up fixing things blowing around in my yard with his jizz drooling out of my asshole. I liked that. I liked that very much. It's a beautiful feeling having jizz leak out of me. It makes me feel so... I don't know... wholly fucked. I haven't been laid since. It's late Monday, and the last cock I had in my guts was last Thursday afternoon. I can assure you there is no more Connor sperm left in my ass. It's dry as a bone.
Anyway. The storm. Hurricanes are always a pain in the ass. They are what they are, and if you can't figure them out, you probably have no place living where they occur. Still, it's human nature to think we always have it under control even when we don't. Lots of my friends did just that. Now I have them staying with me because they absolutely didn't prepare for anything. So, with that said, bare with me. I have to post when my house isn't Grand Central Station. On top of that, I have kids running around, which makes things even harder. Not an excuse. I will post, but it will be at odd times. The thing that bugs me the most is that I now have people asking me where I'm going and what I'm doing. It's kind of hard to say I'm on my way to see Bob so I can beg him to turn me into a dick receptacle. How I wish I were on my way to see Bob. His place is goofed up as well, so he's at home with the family. I have no idea how long I will have house guests, but I suspect it will be for at least a week from today, if not longer. So, road trip! I can't take it. I am used to peace and quiet, so I am heading out and up North with one dog and Scott. I will be doing lots of good stuff on the way, and at the places I stop at. Why a road trip? I have free live-in dog sitters for the other three! That doesn't come along to often, so I'm taking full advantage of it! I am looking forward to some road head and some passenger seat masturbation. I will video it!
Happy Milf Monday, your favorite milf is back and ready to have some fun 😜
Unfortunately my power went out again but it's back on to stay, fingers crossed and legs spread Wide open 😈 Hope you have a great day and I'll catch you all later 👄
I was going to write a rant of all rants about several people who are angry with me for not answering DMs yesterday. But then I thought about how I was able to get my 16ft double gate back up and working better than ever after it leaned over into my front bumper on my Jeep from 90mph plus sustained winds. Not one dollar was spent doing it. Just a drill, shovel, a smasher, and some fine lumber floating ashore. Plus a little awkward engineering. One rich persons destroyed dock is another porn chicks gate repair. Hard to be angry when things come together like that. Not to mention recycling at it's finest. Side note... Hurricanes are a lumber buffet if you are willing and able to drag it ashore.
Hello everyone thought I would update you real quick. Just got my power back on as well as my internet. Like an hour ago. Quite the storm and it sat on top of me for a day and a half. My house is still standing. I love this tank I call home. Lots of people around me didn't do so well but we will figure that out together. Anyway, hurricane 🌀 number nine for me is in the books. I will get back to posting tomorrow so see you then 👍😉
So I went out to lunch with Scott today. While we were at the restaurant, some guy and his friends showed up and introduced themselves. He was a decent-looking guy. That's not what piqued my interest. I'm terrible. I shouldn't even be telling you this, but it is what it is. Scott and this guy, Terry, don't like each other. At all. They regularly compete for the same contracts, and Terry has the upper hand. He boasted in front of me and rubbed it in Scott's face how he was so busy. I should hate Terry. But I don't. Now all I can think about is letting Terry fuck me in the ass after Scott loses another contract to him. Terry would do it too, and that is just making me wet as fuck. I envision Terry, Scott's worst enemy, defeating him so soundly that Scott will lose his company, his lifestyle, and everything that was once his is now Terry's. When he comes home to the one person he thinks will make him feel better, I will be bent over the couch with Terry's cock pumping in my ass, making me, and Scott as well, his bitch. The ultimate victory. Making his once proud rival thoroughly conquered and turning me into his own personal cock whore as well. Why does that turn me on so much? I don't know. But it does. I need this to happen. It's eating at me so hard that it's making me nervous. Wonder if Scott would appreciate this fantasy of mine? Probably not. Man. I want Terry to plaster my ass with his sperm so bad now. Then make Scott clean it up. Like I said. I'm terrible. I have awful thoughts and fantasies, but I can't help it. It turns me on. Feel free to send me scolding comments. I deserve it.
Dogs dig hurricanes. I couldn't get mine out of the ocean.
Why didn't I get anything done today? I don't know. I am a fantastic multitasker on paper. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. One would think I would get more done.
In case you were wondering, I'm still stuck on getting ass fucked by Terry. How can I make this happen? Dammit! Why ass fucked? I don't know. It seems more like a defeat to me. For Scott, that is. I would think guys would be more upset if their chicks got ass fucked than pussy fucked by their rivals. I could be wrong. What would make me upset the most if I had a chick rival? I don't know. I don't know if I would even be about it. I would probably just play along with the whole thing. Sounds fun to me. I need to learn to be jealous instead of horny. I have this odd theory about dicks. When I fuck a dick, it just happens to be my turn to get that dick in my guts. It could very possibly be someone else's turn the next day. It doesn't belong to me or anyone else, for that matter.
Did you ever have that awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is, "Act natural. You're innocent." I hate that.
