Just checking if anyone still looks at my wall 🧱 🤪
Just checking if anyone still looks at my wall 🧱 🤪
2023-05-30 11:21:05 +0000 UTC View PostJust checking if anyone still looks at my wall 🧱 🤪
2023-05-30 11:21:05 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://onlyfans.com/613869989/emmahircine
2023-05-30 10:57:02 +0000 UTC View PostDad, can you put the cat out? "I didn't know it was on fire.
2023-05-30 10:01:21 +0000 UTC View PostWho need a perfect body, when you are a perfect nobody.
2023-05-30 06:01:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhat comes after 69? Mouthwash.
2023-05-30 05:01:27 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a library book? Because I’m checking you out!
2023-05-30 04:01:28 +0000 UTC View PostAre you up for a little tactical insertion?
2023-05-30 03:01:15 +0000 UTC View PostLet's make like a Super Rod and hook up.
2023-05-30 02:00:58 +0000 UTC View PostWhy can't you hear rabbits making love? Because they have cotton balls.
2023-05-30 01:01:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhen you're gone I feel like Xemnas. Because I'm nobody without you.
2023-05-30 00:01:40 +0000 UTC View PostThis graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.
2023-05-29 23:01:11 +0000 UTC View PostI used to be able to recite the English alphabet before we met. Now, I can’t get past “u.”
2023-05-29 22:01:26 +0000 UTC View PostHow about you come and see my safari zone.
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2023-05-29 15:43:36 +0000 UTC View PostIs your name Axel? Cause you are very hot.
2023-05-29 14:01:09 +0000 UTC View PostYou look like you could brighten up a dark and stormy night.
2023-05-29 10:01:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush.
2023-05-29 06:01:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does a lemon say when it answers the phone? Yellow!
2023-05-29 05:01:28 +0000 UTC View PostCall me a camper, because I will always surprise you from behind.
2023-05-29 04:00:58 +0000 UTC View PostHow would you like to see my viridian forest, well it's not really viridian.
2023-05-29 03:01:19 +0000 UTC View PostIs that a key in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
2023-05-29 02:01:06 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry.
2023-05-29 01:01:27 +0000 UTC View PostI'll set your kingdom ablaze. 🔥
2023-05-29 00:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhy can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
2023-05-28 23:01:18 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re like a dictionary — you add meaning to my life.
2023-05-28 22:01:36 +0000 UTC View PostI would share a paopu fruit with you.
2023-05-28 18:00:44 +0000 UTC View PostBabe, I will always have enough ammo for you.
2023-05-28 14:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe name's cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right..
2023-05-28 10:01:19 +0000 UTC View PostHow can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.
2023-05-28 06:01:12 +0000 UTC View PostDad, can you put my shoes on? "No, I don't think they'll fit me.
2023-05-28 05:01:27 +0000 UTC View Post