Peachy Queen
Peachy Queen
2023-07-15 01:43:29 +0000 UTC View Post
emmahircine posts
do you want to get rid of your soul? @floraartist will take..
do you want to get rid of your soul? @floraartist will take it happily from you 😏 **ps: reading her bio has extras hidden🤫** (sample time is over on @fffloraartist) #ad
2023-07-14 23:00:54 +0000 UTC View PostYou make me errupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano.
You make me errupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano.
2023-07-14 22:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHad such a rubbish night sleep last night 🌙
Had such a rubbish night sleep last night 🌙
2023-07-14 19:00:44 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something
2023-07-14 18:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostMy computer server never goes down, but I do.
My computer server never goes down, but I do.
2023-07-14 14:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostDid the Ruin Serpent’s hitbox just collide with my body and ..
Did the Ruin Serpent’s hitbox just collide with my body and fling me 500 feet into the air? Cause I must be in heaven.
2023-07-14 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostYou're My Favorite Parasite... No, Wait, Ringworm's My Favor..
You're My Favorite Parasite... No, Wait, Ringworm's My Favorite Parasite, You're My Second-Favorite Parasite... I Lied. Ringworm, Then, Rats With The Plague, Then You.
2023-07-14 06:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostI used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak not..
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice.
2023-07-14 05:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostI could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
2023-07-14 04:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHey boy, are you Elden ring? Because you are real!
Hey boy, are you Elden ring? Because you are real!
2023-07-14 03:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHey baby, are you Skolas? Cuz I've been hunting you down.
Hey baby, are you Skolas? Cuz I've been hunting you down.
2023-07-14 02:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If you were a pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle, cause you make m..
If you were a pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet!
2023-07-14 00:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostDamn, you’re too hot to warm my cold heart.
Damn, you’re too hot to warm my cold heart.
2023-07-13 23:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Alabama.” “Anybody with you?..
“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Alabama.” “Anybody with you?” “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
2023-07-13 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
***WHEEL OF WHORETUNE*** 💜 1 spin for $10 🍑 6 spins for $50..
***WHEEL OF WHORETUNE*** 💜 1 spin for $10 🍑 6 spins for $50 Lots of fun prizes up for grabs!
2023-07-13 19:16:26 +0000 UTC View PostI know a bunch of good jokes about umbrellas, but they usual..
I know a bunch of good jokes about umbrellas, but they usually go over people’s heads.
2023-07-13 18:02:38 +0000 UTC View PostI had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and ..
I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills. Those were Goodyears
2023-07-13 14:04:56 +0000 UTC View PostHey, are you Lumine? Because I can be Lu and you can be Mine..
Hey, are you Lumine? Because I can be Lu and you can be Mine!
2023-07-13 10:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostSorry about your knee. I was aiming for your heart.
Sorry about your knee. I was aiming for your heart.
2023-07-13 06:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostAre you Genshin? Cause you keep me awake at night!
Are you Genshin? Cause you keep me awake at night!
2023-07-13 05:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhen you're gone I feel like Xemnas. Because I'm nobody with..
When you're gone I feel like Xemnas. Because I'm nobody without you.
2023-07-13 04:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostI slayed a dragon once. Now watch me slay your virginity.
I slayed a dragon once. Now watch me slay your virginity.
2023-07-13 03:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostBoy, I'd share a paopu with you any day.
Boy, I'd share a paopu with you any day.
2023-07-13 02:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? P..
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
2023-07-13 01:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostI read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’..
I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
2023-07-13 00:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
When does a joke become a “dad joke”? When it becomes appare..
When does a joke become a “dad joke”? When it becomes apparent.
2023-07-12 22:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
