I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
2023-07-25 14:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
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I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I c..
I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.
2023-07-25 10:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t need the Thu’um to bend your will.
I don’t need the Thu’um to bend your will.
2023-07-25 06:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI used to be a Nobody until you gave me back my heart.
I used to be a Nobody until you gave me back my heart.
2023-07-25 05:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostBabe, I will never finish with you because I will always do ..
Babe, I will never finish with you because I will always do New Game+ with you.
2023-07-25 04:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostIf you play your Pokémon cards right, I can make your Bulbas..
If you play your Pokémon cards right, I can make your Bulbasaur tonight.
2023-07-25 03:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostI think you might be a heartless because you just stole my h..
I think you might be a heartless because you just stole my heart.
2023-07-25 02:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
2023-07-25 01:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostSeek your charm and Rise, Tarnished 🗡
Seek your charm and Rise, Tarnished 🗡
2023-07-25 00:42:17 +0000 UTC View PostI know your name isn't Xion, because I could never forget yo..
I know your name isn't Xion, because I could never forget you.
2023-07-25 00:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostMy Exeggcute is very weak. Battle to gain experience.
My Exeggcute is very weak. Battle to gain experience.
2023-07-24 23:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Is that a metronome in your pocket, or are you just happy to..
Is that a metronome in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
2023-07-24 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostHey baby, did you come port royal? because you got some grea..
Hey baby, did you come port royal? because you got some great booty.
2023-07-24 14:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat has more letters than the alphabet? The post office!
What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office!
2023-07-24 10:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostBoy, are you a nobody? ‘Cause I’ve got a heart for you.
Boy, are you a nobody? ‘Cause I’ve got a heart for you.
2023-07-24 06:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostYou are such a great catch, I think I’m going to use my only..
You are such a great catch, I think I’m going to use my only Master ball on you.
2023-07-24 05:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostDid you cast Stopga? Because my heart skipped a beat when I ..
Did you cast Stopga? Because my heart skipped a beat when I saw you.
2023-07-24 04:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a differentiable function? Because I’d like to be th..
Are you a differentiable function? Because I’d like to be the tangent to your curves!
2023-07-24 03:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
2023-07-24 02:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostC'mere, big boy. When we're together, time slows down.
C'mere, big boy. When we're together, time slows down.
2023-07-24 01:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostIf my pickpocket experience were greater, I’d steal your hea..
If my pickpocket experience were greater, I’d steal your heart.
2023-07-24 00:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostA cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry,..
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.
2023-07-23 23:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostDid you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making h..
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.
2023-07-23 22:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Baby, did you just cast graviga? Because you are out of this..
Baby, did you just cast graviga? Because you are out of this world!
2023-07-23 18:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostHow about you and I form a binary system.
How about you and I form a binary system.
2023-07-23 14:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostHey boy, with the jiggypuffs, let me take a pikachu
Hey boy, with the jiggypuffs, let me take a pikachu
2023-07-23 10:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostBaby, did you just cast aeroga? Because you swept me off my ..
Baby, did you just cast aeroga? Because you swept me off my feet.
2023-07-23 06:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostAre you the ground? Because I may not survive the fall into ..
Are you the ground? Because I may not survive the fall into you.
2023-07-23 05:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
