Are you in the Thieves guild? cuz I think you just stole my ..
Are you in the Thieves guild? cuz I think you just stole my heart.
2023-08-18 18:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
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Are you dragon born? Because you have captured my soul.
Are you dragon born? Because you have captured my soul.
2023-08-18 14:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostHey boy, lemme see them Jigglypuffs.
Hey boy, lemme see them Jigglypuffs.
2023-08-18 10:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostAre you better one-handed or two-handed?
Are you better one-handed or two-handed?
2023-08-18 06:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostAre you an Elder Scroll? Because looking at you drives me cr..
Are you an Elder Scroll? Because looking at you drives me crazy!
2023-08-18 05:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostOur vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
2023-08-18 04:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostAre you able to hold my dragon bone?
Are you able to hold my dragon bone?
2023-08-18 03:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostChoose which ADVENTURE would you like me to take you on 🖤
Choose which ADVENTURE would you like me to take you on 🖤
2023-08-18 02:39:11 +0000 UTC View PostLet's make like a Super Rod and hook up.
Let's make like a Super Rod and hook up.
2023-08-18 02:00:16 +0000 UTC View Postaby, did you just say Fus Ro Dah? Because you blew me away.
aby, did you just say Fus Ro Dah? Because you blew me away.
2023-08-18 01:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostSundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sad..
Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day.
2023-08-18 00:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostI have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.
I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.
2023-08-17 23:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostMy boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
2023-08-17 22:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostI think I'm going to need a Burn Heal because you're hot.
I think I'm going to need a Burn Heal because you're hot.
2023-08-17 18:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostHow can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.
How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.
2023-08-17 14:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostIf I were a Clefairy, I"d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.
If I were a Clefairy, I"d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.
2023-08-17 10:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s the most detail-oriented ocean? The Pacific.
What’s the most detail-oriented ocean? The Pacific.
2023-08-17 06:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostIt's a good thing that I'm a pokemon trainer and can handle ..
It's a good thing that I'm a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!
2023-08-17 05:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the pharmacist walk on her tiptoes? She didn't want ..
Why did the pharmacist walk on her tiptoes? She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
2023-08-17 04:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call an angry musician flipping someone off? A s..
What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off? A song bird.
2023-08-17 04:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostI wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom.
I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom.
2023-08-17 03:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do some couples go to the gym? Because they want their r..
Why do some couples go to the gym? Because they want their relationship to work out.
2023-08-17 02:00:55 +0000 UTC View PostHow about you use REST, so i can sleep with you.
How about you use REST, so i can sleep with you.
2023-08-17 01:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostIf I were a Ghastly, I'd seep right through your pants.
If I were a Ghastly, I'd seep right through your pants.
2023-08-17 00:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
2023-08-16 23:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the actor who broke his leg onstage? He's..
Did you hear about the actor who broke his leg onstage? He's still in the cast.
2023-08-16 22:00:43 +0000 UTC View Post
You're such a good catch, i think i'll use my only MASTER BA..
You're such a good catch, i think i'll use my only MASTER BALL on you.
2023-08-16 18:00:35 +0000 UTC View PostTwo guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
2023-08-16 14:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostI wanted to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn't f..
I wanted to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
2023-08-16 10:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
