Who need a perfect body, when you are a perfect nobody.
Who need a perfect body, when you are a perfect nobody.
2023-09-01 22:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
emmahircine posts
Thieve's Guild Cis-turn around and show me what you got.
Thieve's Guild Cis-turn around and show me what you got.
2023-09-01 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhen you're gone I feel like Xemnas. Because I'm nobody with..
When you're gone I feel like Xemnas. Because I'm nobody without you.
2023-09-01 14:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostIs that a key in your pocket or are you just happy to see me..
Is that a key in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
2023-09-01 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostDogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan.
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan.
2023-09-01 06:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI used to be a Nobody until you gave me back my heart.
I used to be a Nobody until you gave me back my heart.
2023-09-01 05:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostIf my pickpocket skill were better, I'd steal your heart.
If my pickpocket skill were better, I'd steal your heart.
2023-09-01 04:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostIf I was a drum, I'd let you bang me all day long!
If I was a drum, I'd let you bang me all day long!
2023-09-01 03:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostAre your eyes Dwemer ruins? Cause I'm lost in them.
Are your eyes Dwemer ruins? Cause I'm lost in them.
2023-09-01 02:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostWant to register your number in my PokeNav?
Want to register your number in my PokeNav?
2023-09-01 01:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostBaby, you must be a soul gem, because you have harvested my ..
Baby, you must be a soul gem, because you have harvested my soul.
2023-09-01 00:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostI know your name isn't Xion, because I could never forget yo..
I know your name isn't Xion, because I could never forget you.
2023-08-31 23:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostYou can co-op with me any night.
You can co-op with me any night.
2023-08-31 23:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey baby, did you come port royal? because you got some grea..
Hey baby, did you come port royal? because you got some great booty.
2023-08-31 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Boy, I'd share a paopu with you any day.
Boy, I'd share a paopu with you any day.
2023-08-31 10:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostBoy, you must have drank a Potion of Ultimate Stamina, cause..
Boy, you must have drank a Potion of Ultimate Stamina, cause you've been running through my minds all day.
2023-08-31 06:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostI wish I had some good lotr pickup lines, but all the good o..
I wish I had some good lotr pickup lines, but all the good ones Aragorn.
2023-08-31 05:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostIf you were in a Pokemon Contest, you'd win first place in t..
If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you'd win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category
2023-08-31 04:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI hope you like giants, because I have one in my pants.
I hope you like giants, because I have one in my pants.
2023-08-31 03:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostYou must be a pile of dinosaur bones, because I dig you.
You must be a pile of dinosaur bones, because I dig you.
2023-08-31 02:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call 26 letters that went for a swim? Alphawetic..
What do you call 26 letters that went for a swim? Alphawetical.
2023-08-31 01:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostBaby, you just turned my bronze into iron.
Baby, you just turned my bronze into iron.
2023-08-31 00:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's a crafty dancer's favorite hobby? Cutting a rug.
What's a crafty dancer's favorite hobby? Cutting a rug.
2023-08-30 23:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostBaby, did you just cast aeroga? Because you swept me off my ..
Baby, did you just cast aeroga? Because you swept me off my feet.
2023-08-30 22:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostOh no, I failed my saving throw against your charm!
Oh no, I failed my saving throw against your charm!
2023-08-30 20:43:48 +0000 UTC View Post***HEY THERE SPACE COWBOY*** 🪐 roll the D12 dice & win a **..
***HEY THERE SPACE COWBOY*** 🪐 roll the D12 dice & win a **huge content bundle** 🍌 each space a different bundle, duplicate rolls will be re-rolled *10 rolls max, each roll begins from 🕹START🕹*
2023-08-30 20:35:31 +0000 UTC View PostAre you my somebody? Because I would become one with you.
Are you my somebody? Because I would become one with you.
2023-08-30 18:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
