Normally the punishment for theft is brutal execution by gua..
Normally the punishment for theft is brutal execution by guards, but I'll let it go if you give me my heart back.
2023-10-29 11:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you kno..
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...
2023-10-29 07:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostBaby, did you just say Fus Ro Dah? Because you blew me away.
Baby, did you just say Fus Ro Dah? Because you blew me away.
2023-10-29 06:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhen two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a bee..
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
2023-10-29 05:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostI'll put my river on your wood.
I'll put my river on your wood.
2023-10-29 04:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostAre with the dark brotherhood? Because, baby, I never saw yo..
Are with the dark brotherhood? Because, baby, I never saw you coming.
2023-10-29 03:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostYou put the "cool" in Tentacool
You put the "cool" in Tentacool
2023-10-29 02:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostYou think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with s..
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.
2023-10-29 01:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI feel like an ice wraith. You're making me melt.
I feel like an ice wraith. You're making me melt.
2023-10-28 23:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostPokeballs are red, Greatballs are blue, If you were a Pokemo..
Pokeballs are red, Greatballs are blue, If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.
2023-10-28 22:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostA guy walks into a bar... and he was disqualified from the l..
A guy walks into a bar... and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
2023-10-28 18:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post***Panty/Outfit Wheel*** 🎡 Price includes international pos..
***Panty/Outfit Wheel*** 🎡 Price includes international postage 🎡 Spin the Wheel and get an outfit previously seen on my wall Please don't tip if campaign is full as I only have this many (8) to sell 🤣
2023-10-28 17:01:57 +0000 UTC View PostOnce you go Argonian you won't ever feel alone again.
Once you go Argonian you won't ever feel alone again.
2023-10-28 14:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
2023-10-28 10:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostLooking at your ass makes my bulba soar.
Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.
2023-10-28 06:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostHow did Harry Potter get down the hill? "Walking. JK! Rowlin..
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? "Walking. JK! Rowling."
2023-10-28 05:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do you learn to make a banana split? "Sundae school."
Where do you learn to make a banana split? "Sundae school."
2023-10-28 04:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostHow does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
2023-10-28 03:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhat kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
2023-10-28 02:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostMy Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke's tail!
My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke's tail!
2023-10-28 01:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhen we're done, you'll be calling me to the Tenth Divide.
When we're done, you'll be calling me to the Tenth Divide.
2023-10-28 00:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostThieve's Guild Cis-turn around and show me what you got.
Thieve's Guild Cis-turn around and show me what you got.
2023-10-27 23:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostAre your eyes Dwemer ruins? Cause I'm lost in them.
Are your eyes Dwemer ruins? Cause I'm lost in them.
2023-10-27 22:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostIs that an amulet of Mara you're wearing?
Is that an amulet of Mara you're wearing?
2023-10-27 18:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post***HAPPY HAUNTING*** 👻 Spin the mystery wheel to see which ..
***HAPPY HAUNTING*** 👻 Spin the mystery wheel to see which *hauntingly good* prize is yours to keep ☠️ $10 per spin or 5 spins for $30 C'mon Bone Daddy, let's goooo
2023-10-27 15:01:46 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do boats go when they're sick? "To the boat doc."
Where do boats go when they're sick? "To the boat doc."
2023-10-27 14:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI would kill the riverwood chicken for you.
I would kill the riverwood chicken for you.
2023-10-27 10:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI don't wear no daedric armour, because the only heart I wan..
I don't wear no daedric armour, because the only heart I want is yours.
2023-10-27 06:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI think I'm going to need a Burn Heal because you're hot.
I think I'm going to need a Burn Heal because you're hot.
2023-10-27 05:00:15 +0000 UTC View Postaby, did you just say Fus Ro Dah? Because you blew me away.
aby, did you just say Fus Ro Dah? Because you blew me away.
2023-10-27 04:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
