So how many times do I need to do you to get your Remenbranc..
So how many times do I need to do you to get your Remenbrance Weapon?
2023-11-13 03:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!
If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!
2023-11-13 02:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostMy favorite weapon in Elden Ring? Thrusting weapons.
My favorite weapon in Elden Ring? Thrusting weapons.
2023-11-13 01:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.
2023-11-13 00:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhich state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
2023-11-12 23:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
2023-11-12 19:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhy are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on man..
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.
2023-11-12 15:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostI’d join the dark side as long as you were there.
I’d join the dark side as long as you were there.
2023-11-12 11:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostI slayed a dragon once. Now watch me slay your virginity.
I slayed a dragon once. Now watch me slay your virginity.
2023-11-12 07:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostI don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doin..
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks!
2023-11-12 06:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
2023-11-12 05:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostBabe, you are my Main Legacy Dungeon.
Babe, you are my Main Legacy Dungeon.
2023-11-12 04:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostFor you are my Qahnaarin and I am your Dohvakiin.
For you are my Qahnaarin and I am your Dohvakiin.
2023-11-12 03:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space..
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
2023-11-12 02:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostYour love is like a bottle of skooma, illegal and addictive.
Your love is like a bottle of skooma, illegal and addictive.
2023-11-12 01:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostI wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
2023-11-12 00:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhen does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent..
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
2023-11-11 23:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostDon't trust atoms. They make up everything!
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!
2023-11-11 19:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostAre you my somebody? Because I would become one with you.
Are you my somebody? Because I would become one with you.
2023-11-11 15:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostI could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
2023-11-11 11:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostI think I need a Paralyze Heal, because your hot 🥵
I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because your hot 🥵
2023-11-11 07:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re worth more than a thousand Nuggets
You’re worth more than a thousand Nuggets
2023-11-11 06:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostSpring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants
Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants
2023-11-11 05:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostAre you in the Thieves guild? cuz I think you just stole my ..
Are you in the Thieves guild? cuz I think you just stole my heart.
2023-11-11 04:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.
2023-11-11 03:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostHow about you use REST, so i can sleep with you.
How about you use REST, so i can sleep with you.
2023-11-11 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWho need a perfect body, when you are a perfect nobody.
Who need a perfect body, when you are a perfect nobody.
2023-11-11 01:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostI wanna spread HONEY on your Forretress.
I wanna spread HONEY on your Forretress.
2023-11-11 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
When you're gone I feel like Xemnas. Because I'm nobody with..
When you're gone I feel like Xemnas. Because I'm nobody without you.
2023-11-10 22:34:01 +0000 UTC View Post
