What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
2024-01-23 20:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post
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Did you hear about the shampoo thief? He made a clean getawa..
Did you hear about the shampoo thief? He made a clean getaway!
2024-01-23 19:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostI’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know wh..
I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why
2024-01-23 18:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostI used to have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting..
I used to have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
2024-01-23 17:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellf..
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2024-01-23 15:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostI’m reading a book about reverse psychology. I hope people d..
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2024-01-23 12:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every..
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2024-01-23 04:43:07 +0000 UTC View PostI was going to tell a joke about the wall, but I’m afraid it..
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2024-01-23 04:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostHow does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it!
How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it!
2024-01-23 00:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostI’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
2024-01-22 23:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
2024-01-22 22:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostI put my phone on airplane mode, but it didn’t fly.
I put my phone on airplane mode, but it didn’t fly.
2024-01-22 21:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostHow do mountains stay warm? They wear snow caps!
How do mountains stay warm? They wear snow caps!
2024-01-22 20:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostI tried to take a picture of some fog the other day, but it ..
I tried to take a picture of some fog the other day, but it didn’t come out. It was too misty!
2024-01-22 19:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostI told my friend she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged..
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2024-01-22 17:41:21 +0000 UTC View PostI used to have a job at a bakery, but I couldn’t make enough..
I used to have a job at a bakery, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
2024-01-22 17:00:26 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the gu..
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
2024-01-22 16:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostOh deer. Seems I've got the horn(s)
Oh deer. Seems I've got the horn(s)
2024-01-22 15:43:26 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a Japanese spice demon? Pepper-oni. htt..
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2024-01-22 15:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostAny good book recommendations for this lil worm 🪱
Any good book recommendations for this lil worm 🪱
2024-01-22 13:27:20 +0000 UTC View Post
If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.
If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.
2024-01-22 08:00:33 +0000 UTC View PostDid you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.
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2024-01-22 01:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
